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Peep/Poop Onesie
Price: $15.00

Having trouble telling the two ends of your baby apart? Never again! This onesie reminds you which part is cute and sweet ("peep" on the chest) and which part is not at all ("poop" on the butt-flap).
Draw! T-shirt
Price: $18.00

Do it! Right now! Take out your pencil, pen, nub of chalk, or sharpie. Find some paper or an unsuspecting wall. Have at it, man!
This is Where I Draw the Line T-Shirt
Price: $18.00

This playful claim is not an ultimatum. Apparently, artists have a sense of humor. Who knew?
I'm a Lover Not a Writer T-shirt
Price: $18.00

Would-be novelists and unpublished poets alike—take heart in knowing that all that pent-up angst is dead sexy.
I Suck Onesie
Price: $15.00

Your child is riddled with hubris. Knock him off his pedestal and remind him who’s the boss before it’s too late.
Brilliant and Lowbrow T-shirt
Price: $18.00

Celebrate the defining adjectives of Idiots’Books (as classified by the New York magazine Approval Matrix, November 2009).
Cheese and Mouse Tie
Price: $25.00

This is the perfect tie for your shwanky cocktail parties. Why just eat cheese when you can wear it on your person? Just keep an eye out for the mouse.

Buy it with a matching pair of boxers for $30 (a savings of $5!)!

Chicken and Roast Tie
Price: $25.00

The classic conundrum unfolds with silky comfort against your upper thighs and backside: which came first, the chicken or the roasted chicken?

Buy it with a matching pair of boxers for $30 (a savings of $5!)!

Dog and Hydrant Tie
Price: $25.00

Man’s best friend has such simple aspirations. Just a scratch behind the ears, a daily allotment of dried kibble, and a bright red hydrant on which to take a leak.

Buy it with a matching pair of boxers for $30 (a savings of $5!)! SORRY - Green and Red ties sold out!

Frog and Fly Tie
Price: $25.00

The lowly frog has a simple life. On the best of days he is kissed by hopeful girls, but most of the time he is content to snag a passing fly.

Buy it with a matching pair of boxers for $30 (a savings of $5!)!